Love Rooted: The Definitive Guide to Valentine's Houseplants That Outlast Chocolates
SHOW ME THE PLANTSThis year it's estimated that in the UK, collectively we will spend £1.3 billion on Valentine's gestures. A quiet green revolution is sprouting in living rooms from Penzance to Perthshire. Gone are the days of watching £25 bouquets wither faster than a Tinder match's enthusiasm. Enter houseplants - the millennial answer to "I love you" that keeps growing long after 14th February. At Houseplant UK, we've tracked a 300% year-on-year rise in Valentine's plant sales - let's dig into why foliage is the new floriography.
The Carbon Footprint of Love
Cut Flowers | Houseplants | |
---|---|---|
CO2 Emissions (per £ spent) | 3.2kg | 0.7kg |
Average Lifespan | 5-7 days | 3-5 years |
UK Waste Generated | 9,000 tonnes | 280 tonnes |
Our horticulturalists calculate that switching just 10% of Valentine's bouquets to plants could save enough carbon to power 12,000 London homes for a day. Now that's what we call green love.
Botanical Casanovas: Meet the Plants Stealing Hearts
The Heartthrobs
Hoya Kerrii (Sweetheart Plant)
- 💚 Thick, waxy heart-shaped leaves
- 🌱 Thrives on neglect - perfect for new relationships
- 🔗 Shop Single-Leaf Propagations
Philodendron Pink Princess
- 🎀 Bubblegum variegation on arrowhead leaves
- 💅 High-maintenance diva needs bright indirect light
- 🔗 Rare Varieties Available
Flowering Romeos
Plant | Bloom Time | Symbolism | Care Level |
---|---|---|---|
Anthurium Clarinervium | Year-round | Hospitality & Lust | ★★★☆☆ |
Oxalis Triangularis | Spring-Autumn | Joy & Resurrection | ★★☆☆☆ |
"Our Valentine's orchids now come with QR codes linking to care videos - it's like plant pre-marital counselling"
- Charlie, Houseplant UK Customer Care
Cultivating Romance: Styling Ideas for Every Love Nest
For the Minimalist Match
- 🪴 Single Pilea Peperomioides
- 💡 Pair with our huge range of Pots & Planters
- 🎁 Presentation tip: Wrap pots in hessian secured with jute twine
Grand Romantic Gestures
- 🌿 Living wall installations using String of Hearts
- 💐 "Plant bouquets" mixing textures like velvety Calathea and spiky Sansevieria
Nurturing Your Green Relationship
Seasonal Survival Guide
Winter Woes
- ❄️ Keep away from draughty windows
- 💦 Reduce watering frequency by 30%
- 🔍 Watch for spider mites - they fancy a winter romance too
Spring Awakening
- 🌱 Repot in March using our specialist mixes
- ✂️ Prune leggy growth - plants need makeovers too
- 🌞 Gradually increase light exposure
Love Gone Wrong?
- 😢 Drooping leaves: Usually overwatering - let soil dry out
- 🍂 Brown tips: Hard water or low humidity - try filtered water
- 🌿 Read our indoor plant care guides
Love Me, Love My Cat
Plant | Pet-Safe? | Alternative |
---|---|---|
Lilies | ❌ Toxic | Calathea Orbifolia |
Pothos | ❌ Mildly Toxic | Peperomia Watermelon |
Our pet-safe collection lets you love plants without risking Whiskers' ninth life.
Ready to Plant the Seeds of Romance?
With next-day delivery across the UK and sustainable packaging that's compostable (unlike last year's plastic teddy), our Valentine's collection makes growing love easy.
"The String of Hearts arrived gift-wrapped with care instructions - she cried more than when I proposed!"
- Mark ★★★★★
Love Rooted: The Definitive Guide to Valentine's Houseplants That Outlast Chocolates

Fiddle Leaf Fig

Calico Kitten | Red
This lovely Calico Kitten succulent, also called the Calico Cat Plant, is a wonderfully captivating drought-resistant beauty! The heart shaped foliage will change with the seasons from pale green to a magnificent wine red and pink, sure to brighten up your living spaces and catch the admiration of many! It's botanical name is Crassula Marginalis.
Please note as a natural product, foliage quantity and height can naturally vary.

Sweetheart Plant

African Milk Tree | Red

Variegated Heart Plant | Albo Kerrii | Hard To Find

Flowering Red Kalanchoe
There's good reason why these lovelies are a favourite worldwide. They are a succulent which means only good things: forgiving if you forget to water it, resilient and evergreen and better yet - they hold their flowers for an extended period - you'll have a lovely show of vibrant blooms to last all season! Available in a variety of different colours, why not treat yourself to a couple of your favourite hues displayed together for that little extra impact.

Birds Nest Fern | Crispy Wave
An immensely captivating variety, these stunning 'Crispy Wave' Bird's Nest Ferns (also known as Asplenium Nidus) are fantastic for decorating, gifting to loved ones, and inspiring just about anywhere they go! They are best identified through their distinct green wavy leaves reminiscent of a gentle breeze or forest stream, and their air purifying qualities mean that by caring for yours, it'll care for you too! Crispy Waves are excellent for adding a tropical touch at home, in the office and beyond, and they are perfect for terrariums too - being pet-friendly and loving plenty of humidity. There's plenty to love with this variety, so give one a go today!
Please note as live natural plants, leaf quantity and structure may vary. Decorative pots sold separately.

Burrageara Orchid | Nelly Isler Red Velvet
These wonderful Nelly Burragearea orchids are something special! They're an incredibly unique man-made hybrid that are super easy to care for - plus they possess magnificently vibrant star-shaped leaves! Perfect to add a touch of luxury to your living space, this orchid is a versatile thing of beauty. Please note spike count can vary naturally and seasonally.

Swiss Cheese Plant
The Swiss Cheese Plant, sometimes known as a split-leaf philodendron is not actually a philodendron but a tough epiphytic vine that, when happy climbs like Jack on his beanstalk. The broad leaves split and have comedy cheese like holes appear as the plant matures. The 'Deliciosa' translates to 'delicious' referring to the edible fruit. The Genus, 'Monstera' is named from the Latin word meaning Monstrous.
Please note our regular variants will primarily grow vertically, whilst our Bush variants will be more spread out.

Wandering Dude Nanouk

Areca Palm
Pet-friendly, air-purifying and excellent for beginners, these inspiring Areca Palms - also known as Dypsis lutescens- are fantastic for decorating at home, in the office and beyond with their vibrant glossy leaves & incredible tropical appearance! Their highly adaptable nature means they can thrive and shine just about anywhere that is sunny or partially shaded, and their straightforward care requirements make them superb for gifting to anyone regardless of experience. In the wild the Areca Palm variety is native to Madagascar, and by caring for yours, it'll care for you too by cleaning your air and providing numerous mental health benefits! Please note decorative pots are sold separately, and exact structure can naturally vary.

String Of Pearls
This lovely succulent is a fun, trailing house plant that grows long vines with succulent spheres in a luscious green hue. Happy pearls are very rounded and solid to touch. The Sting of pearls is the perfect house plant for hanging baskets or positioned to cascade over a sill or shelf. If you're lucky, the String of pearls plant will flower with a faint, white bloom that is beautifully cinnamon scented.
Please note our 'Tall Pot' variant is not compatible with regular ceramic pots due to its rectangular design.
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Parlour Palm
Interested in taking your decoration at home or in the workplace to the next level? These globally renown Chamaedorea Elegans plants - also known as Parlour Palms - are perfect for adding a natural, tropical touch wherever they go. They are low maintenance so fantastic for beginners, pet-friendly, and can even help purify the surrounding air - so by caring for yours, it'll care for you too! Brighten up your spaces today and enjoy some all-natural inspiration with a fresh new Parlour Palm.

Lisbon Sage Green Pot

Devil's Ivy | Golden Pothos
With pretty variegated emerald-green and golden yellow leaves that give this plant a lost treasure look, it's no wonder that this Golden Pothos is a popular trailing plant. The stunning colour combination just radiates optimism and clarity - perfect for inspiration in both work and personal life. Due to the Devil's Ivy nature to grow long vines, this plant would look great on shelves or as a hanging plant.
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Money Tree

Coffee Plant | Arabica

Radiator Plant | Hope
These captivating Radiator 'Hope' plants - also known as the Peperomia 'Hope' - are a popular evergreen epiphyte succulent admired for their easy care nature, compact versatility, and tropical vibes! They are ideal for beginners due to them needing very little care to thrive, and they're great for adding a natural touch at home, in the office and beyond with their stunningly vibrant foliage. Suitable hanging or sitting comfortably on a shelf/table, they also offer the added benefit of purifying your air and being pet safe - making them an incredibly rewarding variety to have around!

Snake Plant | Cylindrica